Animals · Card Game

Tardigrades Are Forever

How do you destroy something that cannot be destroyed? With kindness. A fast, funny party card game about indestructible tardigrades.

2–10 players40 minages 8

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What is Tardigrades Are Forever

How do you destroy something that cannot be destroyed? With kindness. A fast, funny party card game about indestructible tardigrades.

Tardigrades Are Forever is a fast, funny party card game where you win by lining up four Personal Apocalypse cards in front of you. In Tardigrades Are Forever, bad things are good, good things are terrible, and kindness is the most dangerous weapon of all. The first player to complete their row of four Personal Apocalypse cards wins. But look out, because your enemy tardigrades will be prolonging your tiny life by way of love-bombs made from Toxic Positivity.

Players take turns drawing 3 cards, then distributing all those cards: always one for you, always one for an opponent, and always one to the discard pile. OR, instead of distributing your cards, you may choose to use your drawn cards on your turn to combine multiple Meh cards to trigger powerful effects and ruin somebody else’s plans.

One More Cruel Detail: Whatever card is left on top of the discard pile is available to the next player as one of their 3 drawn cards. So even the card you throw away could be exactly what somebody else needs.

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