Card Game · Fantasy

Swords & Sweethearts

Welcome to Goldheart, the bustling heart of Dragon, where the Mimic Furniture Mart Öldekea, the Strangling Vines Gardens, and Mike the Lich’s Escape Rooms are among the city’s hottest date spots. Gear up, brave adventurer, for the greatest quest you’ll ever undertake isn’t slaying a carnivorous outhouse or fending off hordes of shrieking undead turnips. It’s surviving the perilous journey known… as love.

2–4 players30 minages 12

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What is Swords & Sweethearts

Sword & Sweethearts is a hilarious dating card game set in the world of The Guild. Gear up with loot, charm quirky suitors, and sabotage your friends on the road to true love.

Designed by longtime collaborator Ryan Copple and inspired by the breakout music video Do You Wanna Date My Avatar, Swords & Sweethearts blends Felicia’s signature comedy with her love of gaming. And, obviously, thirsting over NPCs. Created in partnership with Scrungo Games, the team behind Cyanide & Happiness’s hit card games, Swords & Sweethearts is the ultimate fantasy dating SIM card game for anyone who skips the main quest to flirt with the burly blacksmith.

Set within The Guild’s fantastical Dragonor, players will equip ridiculous loot to boost their stats (STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS) in order to woo the town’s eligible suitors. But in order to seal the deal, you’ll need to whisk them away on an absurdly adventurous date, where lucky rolls, magical mishaps, and your friends’ perfectly timed interruptions will determine whether your romance blossoms or spectacularly falls apart. And like any good RPG, dating as many people as possible isn’t just encouraged… it’s how you win!

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