Fantasy · Humor

Belts of the Blossomed

From The Tales of Masculus, the manliest hero of all time, comes Belts of the Blossomed. Journey through the lands as one of Masculus’ disciples. Your goal is noble and pure: be the first of your brotherhood to fill your belt’s five notches with pristine maidenhoods by courting and blossoming five maidens. The winner stall earn their rightful place upon The Scroll of Eternal Glory. If none should complete this righteous task before the chapters conclude, then all shall fail and bear the shameful stain of mediocrity and soon be forgotten.

3–6 players75 minages 18

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What is Belts of the Blossomed

Play as one of Masculus’ brotherhood members like Sir Oliver Klozauph, Sir Buster Highman, or Count Mawdic Upyahbum. Earn your reputation, invest in your primary skills and woo fair maidens with your Superiority, Persuasion, and of course, Ravishment. Outbid your brothers to gain access to maidens, and if you court them well and earn their favor, then spin The Bedding Wheel, and hope that fate is on your side. If it is, claim their maidenhood, and slide it into your belt’s notch. But beware, your rival brothers may endeavor to steal your maid, or your spin of the wheel may prompt the arrival of an Angry Father, Performance Anxiety, or worst yet: Moon’s Blood. Strike to better yourself and with enough effort, you may learn to overcome these pitfalls, bolstering your chances as you fight to earn that coveted place upon The Scroll of Eternal Glory, where you may inscribe your name, and the names of all who bore witness to your glory.

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